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Club Fucking Banger

Put your T’s in my mouth(x5)

What up bitch, no need for a drought.
Come on down and put your T’s in my mouth!
Leave’m in your bra if it ain’t a D!
Sorry bitch but I don’t do C’s
Pull’em out girl, just past the wire!
Oh, shit! To the floor? Yous a liar!

No saggy T’s please! Nothing pass G’s!
I only fuck with the absolute best
Here’s a pencil hoe, take the test
Better not hold it up, it should fall to the south
Now come over here and put your T’s in my mouth!


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Playing Poker

They said “no politics at the poker table”. I like that.


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People Playing Poker

I call him “Huntington beach”


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I am drunk

That’s pretty much it….,, weeeeeeeeee “they got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor… And they wonder why we crazy” – Andrew


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Potuguese Sausage Musubi

<3


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People Playing Poker

Don’t bother looking at “older Asian father guy” Behold!! To the right “Interested Black Guy”


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People Playing Poker

I call this “Jewish type lawyer that probably has a gambling problem, which is why his wife left him and that’s why he’s here playing poker with me at 4 in the morning” guy.


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People Playing Poker

In retrospect he is a lot more interesting than I originally gave him credit for.


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