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I used to only feel lonely at night, after the bar, after all the midnight texts fail. But it’s seeping into the morning now….


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<3


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Yup

I guess I can’t complain when we have sex,
And then you text another dude.
I’m not your man
but I love
waking up next to you.


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I dont use the term “sell out” very often

But……


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Vegas

For a split second tonight, I saw a man who would have cheated on his wife… It was interesting to say the least

Well, don’t be suprised if you find me drunk at noon, I have some problems that I’m working through


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Happiness


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Ron Paul should be ahead by 70 electoral votes


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It might be cliche

But my friends are the shit. It doesn’t matter what’s happened, they pull through. Girls don’t love you, laptop stolen, no money in costa rica, lost a brother in Paris…. These are the type to lay on the track and feel that steel screaming at them. I am forever greatful. My niggas, we ride.


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Al without his peggy

A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person, give him a mask and he will tell you the truth. – oscar Wilde

I’m A single Al Bundy tonight- I’d say that’s fairly accurate.


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Club Fucking Banger

Put your T’s in my mouth(x5)

What up bitch, no need for a drought.
Come on down and put your T’s in my mouth!
Leave’m in your bra if it ain’t a D!
Sorry bitch but I don’t do C’s
Pull’em out girl, just past the wire!
Oh, shit! To the floor? Yous a liar!

No saggy T’s please! Nothing pass G’s!
I only fuck with the absolute best
Here’s a pencil hoe, take the test
Better not hold it up, it should fall to the south
Now come over here and put your T’s in my mouth!


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